SILLY APES: Shitty Rivers - Women's Organic Relaxed Tee (black text)
SILLY APES: Shitty Rivers - Women's Organic Relaxed Tee (black text)
Hope and Despair
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Introducing our unique organic relaxed t-shirt called Shitty Rivers, featuring a thought-provoking character of an woman with money stuffed under her hat, accompanied by the powerful quote "Thousands have lived without love, not one without water." from W. H. Auden's 1957 poem 'First Things First'. Highlighting the impact of greed and incompetence in the management of our rivers and seas.
The eye-catching design serves as a reminder of the importance of prioritising our planet's well-being over material wealth. By wearing this t-shirt, you can express your commitment to environmental conservation and spark conversations about the need to value our natural resources. Join us in spreading the message that true wealth lies in the preservation of our planet, and together, we can make a meaningful impact.
Crafted with utmost care, this t-shirt is made from organic cotton, ensuring both comfort and sustainability.
- Character print position: front
- Organic Cotton Relaxed T-Shirt, 155g/m2.
Product Specifications
Product Specifications
- Certified Organic Cotton.
- GM free.
- Not tested on animals.
- Does not contain animal-derived products.
- Printed in the UK with low waste printing tech.
- Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Men's Jumpers / Hoodies / T-Shirts
Measurements in Centimetres
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Men's Joggers / Shorts
Measurements in Centimetres
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist | 77 | 83 | 91 | 100 |
| Hips | 88 | 95 | 104 | 112 |
| Length | 100 | 103 | 105 | 107 |
Waist: Measure around your waistline
Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips
Length: This is the length of the actual product, from the top of the waistband to the hem
Women's Jumpers / Hoodies / T-Shirts
Measurements in Centimetres
| 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bust | 84 | 88 | 92 | 97 | 103 | 108 | 116 | 123 | 130 |
| Waist | 66 | 70 | 75 | 80 | 85 | 91 | 98 | 105 | 112 |
| Hips | 91 | 95 | 99 | 104 | 109 | 116 | 123 | 130 | 137 |
Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits
Waist: Measure around your waistline
Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips
This product is oversized, if you fall between the sizes go for the smaller of the two.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
- Wash cool, hang dry.
Product Specific Delivery Details
Product Specific Delivery Details
This product ships direct from Teemill to most countries worldwide. You can view the full list of countries we ship to in the checkout when placing your order.
Delivery Costs
- UK Standard Royal Mail: £4.00
- EU Delivery: £6.00
- International Delivery: £7.00
Delivery Times
- UK: 3-5 days
- EU: 5-10 days
- International: 10-20 days
Teemill Size Guide
Men's Jumpers / Hoodies / T-Shirts
Measurements in Centimetres
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Men's Joggers / Shorts
Measurements in Centimetres
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist | 77 | 83 | 91 | 100 |
| Hips | 88 | 95 | 104 | 112 |
| Length | 100 | 103 | 105 | 107 |
Waist: Measure around your waistline
Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips
Length: This is the length of the actual product, from the top of the waistband to the hem
Women's Jumpers / Hoodies / T-Shirts
Measurements in Centimetres
| 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bust | 84 | 88 | 92 | 97 | 103 | 108 | 116 | 123 | 130 |
| Waist | 66 | 70 | 75 | 80 | 85 | 91 | 98 | 105 | 112 |
| Hips | 91 | 95 | 99 | 104 | 109 | 116 | 123 | 130 | 137 |
Bust: Measure around the fullest part of your torso, just below your armpits
Waist: Measure around your waistline
Hips: Measure around the fullest part of your hips
This product is oversized, if you fall between the sizes go for the smaller of the two.
In partnership with Teemill
Plastic -free packaging
Instead of plastic mailers, we use packaging made from plants. It’s still rip and splash-proof, to keep orders safe, but being made from natural materials it’s compatible with nature. Packaging shouldn’t cost the earth.
Remill Recycling Clothes
Each of our products comes with a tag and a barcode. You can scan the barcode on the label attached to your clothing, or visit our Remill circular fashion page directly. Once you input your email address, you will receive an email with instructions on how to return your item to the Teemill t-shirt factory in the UK.
